Eh Hem! Let's see if I remember how to do this... [04 Jul 2008|10:05am] [ mood | awake ] [ music | I Summon You - Spoon ] Today is the official 6 year anniversary of Mr. Lucy Ketinka Tucker, and I just wanted to tell you both how much I love you and how glad I am that we have continued to be close friends through the years. We've been through so freaking much, especially recently, but we still keep coming back to each other despite all the shit we put each other through. We're all retarded, but we're all pretty freaking awesome too. Not gonna lie... So, with that said...Happy Anniversary, my loves! black iced coffee YOUR MOM!

i really felt this was necessary to save [03 Jul 2008|01:40pm] christiwasall (12:48:17 PM): i know. i hate that. i feel all periody today christiwasall (12:48:21 PM): and my boob is funny Squirrelly Kari (12:48:27 PM): no buenooo christiwasall (12:48:36 PM): nuh uh. Squirrelly Kari (12:49:05 PM): yeah this sucks Squirrelly Kari (12:49:06 PM): lol christiwasall (12:49:21 PM): im not an emotional wreck yet though christiwasall (12:49:32 PM): im hoping it doesnt just smack me in the face while im at work christiwasall (12:49:36 PM): i dont wanna cry christiwasall (12:49:37 PM): haha Squirrelly Kari (12:49:39 PM): no Squirrelly Kari (12:49:45 PM): that would not be fun christiwasall (12:49:57 PM): it may if i get stressed out though Squirrelly Kari (12:50:10 PM): dont get stressed Squirrelly Kari (12:50:21 PM): remember...whatever it is...not that big of a deal christiwasall (12:50:34 PM): thats true. its just a stupid food order. Squirrelly Kari (12:50:48 PM): people can wait...and if they are dicks they can go to hell Squirrelly Kari (12:50:55 PM): and its la costa...so they can all go to hell christiwasall (12:51:28 PM): hhahaha christiwasall (12:51:31 PM): yesssssss christiwasall (12:51:42 PM): its just tacos goddamit!!! christiwasall (12:51:45 PM): >:-o Squirrelly Kari (12:51:50 PM): tacos and juice! christiwasall (12:51:59 PM): JUST TACOS AND JUICE! christiwasall (12:52:03 PM): hehehe christiwasall (12:52:04 PM): ew. christiwasall (12:52:07 PM): thats dirty Squirrelly Kari (12:52:10 PM): you dont even have to MAKE the food....you just have to ask what they want christiwasall (12:52:20 PM): i do have to make the juice christiwasall (12:52:23 PM): but its okay Squirrelly Kari (12:52:31 PM): whatever...you made coffee for 3 years Squirrelly Kari (12:52:37 PM): juice has way less ingredients christiwasall (12:52:42 PM): haha true Squirrelly Kari (12:52:43 PM): and combinations Squirrelly Kari (12:52:45 PM): and steaming christiwasall (12:52:51 PM): true, true... Squirrelly Kari (12:53:01 PM): no steaming at all Squirrelly Kari (12:53:03 PM): in fact Squirrelly Kari (12:53:08 PM): lol christiwasall (12:54:21 PM): only juicing Squirrelly Kari (12:54:37 PM): and chip and dring grabbing...all those have labels...adn are chips Squirrelly Kari (12:54:43 PM): kinda hard to mess that one up christiwasall (12:54:44 PM): hahahah christiwasall (12:54:54 PM): umm...soda...no, no wait....chips! CHIPS~ christiwasall (12:55:08 PM): and....juice...no, wait...GUAC! Squirrelly Kari (12:55:09 PM): salsa is red and guac is green christiwasall (12:55:14 PM): ohhhhhhhh christiwasall (12:55:18 PM): that explains a lot Squirrelly Kari (12:55:20 PM): dont confuse the one green salsa with the guac Squirrelly Kari (12:55:26 PM): the guack is lumpy christiwasall (12:55:28 PM): mkay, mkay...tell me more Squirrelly Kari (12:55:31 PM): the salsa is juicy christiwasall (12:55:37 PM): ah, i see. christiwasall (12:55:40 PM): fascinating. Squirrelly Kari (12:55:46 PM): it really is Squirrelly Kari (12:56:04 PM): do not give any kids the bottles that say beer and wine on them christiwasall (12:56:05 PM): man, now im excited to go to work! christiwasall (12:56:24 PM): what does the alcohol look like again? christiwasall (12:56:26 PM): is it christiwasall (12:56:29 PM): white? Squirrelly Kari (12:56:30 PM): no christiwasall (12:56:31 PM): and creamy? Squirrelly Kari (12:56:37 PM): its not guacamole either christiwasall (12:56:38 PM): with a cow on it? christiwasall (12:56:45 PM): wait, now are you sure about that Squirrelly Kari (12:56:48 PM): no cows...only dead grapes Squirrelly Kari (12:56:52 PM): yeah im sure christiwasall (12:56:58 PM): well, okay Squirrelly Kari (12:56:59 PM): now..carrots and oranges are the same color christiwasall (12:57:00 PM): if you say so christiwasall (12:57:04 PM): mmhmm Squirrelly Kari (12:57:11 PM): but oranges are round Squirrelly Kari (12:57:16 PM): apples are round too christiwasall (12:57:18 PM): ooh, okay. right. Squirrelly Kari (12:57:21 PM): but...oranges are...orange christiwasall (12:57:28 PM): wait christiwasall (12:57:31 PM): i have a question christiwasall (12:57:32 PM): now christiwasall (12:57:38 PM): did oranges get named after the color orange? christiwasall (12:57:45 PM): or did the color orange get named after oranges? christiwasall (12:58:04 PM): or, does that not help me tell the difference between apples and oranges? christiwasall (12:58:08 PM): and the guacamole? christiwasall (12:58:14 PM): what color is that again? christiwasall (12:58:20 PM): oh man, i dont wanna go to work... christiwasall (12:58:24 PM): this is hard Squirrelly Kari (12:58:40 PM): legend tells of a man who stumbled across a citrus fruit that resembled the color of his house...he chose to name it after that color Squirrelly Kari (12:58:44 PM): orange Squirrelly Kari (12:58:47 PM): guac is green christiwasall (12:58:54 PM): hmm...okay Squirrelly Kari (12:59:36 PM): you can call me if you have any questions christiwasall (1:00:19 PM): i think i may have an emotional breakdown at work Squirrelly Kari (1:00:24 PM): nope Squirrelly Kari (1:00:27 PM): you call me Squirrelly Kari (1:00:46 PM): OMG KARI...CHIPS ARE GREEN GUAC IS ALCHOHOL ORANGE IS APPLE!!!!!! christiwasall (1:01:38 PM): WHAT DO I DO WITH THE COW? christiwasall (1:01:43 PM): THE COW KARI THE COW@!?@?@?q3tgrv Squirrelly Kari (1:01:44 PM): lol Squirrelly Kari (1:01:49 PM): cut it up and put it in a taco christiwasall (1:01:56 PM): mmm.... christiwasall (1:02:18 PM): so, when the children ask for milk, i hand them wine and cut them up and put them in the taco? christiwasall (1:02:29 PM): that makes sense, i guess. yeah. okay. Squirrelly Kari (1:02:29 PM): you got it christiwasall (1:02:47 PM): this is so great. thanks for the help! Squirrelly Kari (1:02:57 PM): you are welcome christiwasall (1:03:29 PM): arite. im going to go to work right now. but im going to get coffee first. christiwasall (1:03:30 PM): yes. christiwasall (1:03:32 PM): yes i am. christiwasall (1:03:32 PM): okay christiwasall (1:03:34 PM): love you christiwasall (1:03:36 PM): byebeyebyebyebeyebyrbeyrbegtabwigvfc vn Squirrelly Kari (1:03:38 PM): love you too Squirrelly Kari (1:03:40 PM): beybeybeybfyebybythwlqgrlrte black iced coffee 1 YOUR MOM!

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