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Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:11:27 GMT

Today is the official 6 year anniversary of Mr. Lucy Ketinka Tucker, and I just wanted to tell you both how much I love you and how glad I am that we have continued to be close friends through the years. We've been through so freaking much, especially recently, but we still keep coming back to each other despite all the shit we put each other through. We're all retarded, but we're all pretty freaking awesome too. Not gonna lie...

So, with that said...Happy Anniversary, my loves!

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Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:44:11 GMT

christiwasall (12:48:17 PM): i know. i hate that. i feel all periody today

christiwasall (12:48:21 PM): and my boob is funny

Squirrelly Kari (12:48:27 PM): no buenooo

christiwasall (12:48:36 PM): nuh uh.

Squirrelly Kari (12:49:05 PM): yeah this sucks

Squirrelly Kari (12:49:06 PM): lol

christiwasall (12:49:21 PM): im not an emotional wreck yet though

christiwasall (12:49:32 PM): im hoping it doesnt just smack me in the face while im at work

christiwasall (12:49:36 PM): i dont wanna cry

christiwasall (12:49:37 PM): haha

Squirrelly Kari (12:49:39 PM): no

Squirrelly Kari (12:49:45 PM): that would not be fun

christiwasall (12:49:57 PM): it may if i get stressed out though

Squirrelly Kari (12:50:10 PM): dont get stressed

Squirrelly Kari (12:50:21 PM): remember...whatever it is...not that big of a deal

christiwasall (12:50:34 PM): thats true. its just a stupid food order.

Squirrelly Kari (12:50:48 PM): people can wait...and if they are dicks they can go to hell

Squirrelly Kari (12:50:55 PM): and its la costa...so they can all go to hell

christiwasall (12:51:28 PM): hhahaha

christiwasall (12:51:31 PM): yesssssss

christiwasall (12:51:42 PM): its just tacos goddamit!!!

christiwasall (12:51:45 PM): >:-o

Squirrelly Kari (12:51:50 PM): tacos and juice!

christiwasall (12:51:59 PM): JUST TACOS AND JUICE!

christiwasall (12:52:03 PM): hehehe

christiwasall (12:52:04 PM): ew.

christiwasall (12:52:07 PM): thats dirty

Squirrelly Kari (12:52:10 PM): you dont even have to MAKE the food....you just have to ask what they want

christiwasall (12:52:20 PM): i do have to make the juice

christiwasall (12:52:23 PM): but its okay

Squirrelly Kari (12:52:31 PM): whatever...you made coffee for 3 years

Squirrelly Kari (12:52:37 PM): juice has way less ingredients

christiwasall (12:52:42 PM): haha true

Squirrelly Kari (12:52:43 PM): and combinations

Squirrelly Kari (12:52:45 PM): and steaming

christiwasall (12:52:51 PM): true, true...

Squirrelly Kari (12:53:01 PM): no steaming at all

Squirrelly Kari (12:53:03 PM): in fact

Squirrelly Kari (12:53:08 PM): lol

christiwasall (12:54:21 PM): only juicing

Squirrelly Kari (12:54:37 PM): and chip and dring grabbing...all those have labels...adn are chips

Squirrelly Kari (12:54:43 PM): kinda hard to mess that one up

christiwasall (12:54:44 PM): hahahah

christiwasall (12:54:54 PM): umm...soda...no, no wait....chips! CHIPS~

christiwasall (12:55:08 PM): and....juice...no, wait...GUAC!

Squirrelly Kari (12:55:09 PM): salsa is red and guac is green

christiwasall (12:55:14 PM): ohhhhhhhh

christiwasall (12:55:18 PM): that explains a lot

Squirrelly Kari (12:55:20 PM): dont confuse the one green salsa with the guac

Squirrelly Kari (12:55:26 PM): the guack is lumpy

christiwasall (12:55:28 PM): mkay, mkay...tell me more

Squirrelly Kari (12:55:31 PM): the salsa is juicy

christiwasall (12:55:37 PM): ah, i see.

christiwasall (12:55:40 PM): fascinating.

Squirrelly Kari (12:55:46 PM): it really is

Squirrelly Kari (12:56:04 PM): do not give any kids the bottles that say beer and wine on them

christiwasall (12:56:05 PM): man, now im excited to go to work!

christiwasall (12:56:24 PM): what does the alcohol look like again?

christiwasall (12:56:26 PM): is it

christiwasall (12:56:29 PM): white?

Squirrelly Kari (12:56:30 PM): no

christiwasall (12:56:31 PM): and creamy?

Squirrelly Kari (12:56:37 PM): its not guacamole either

christiwasall (12:56:38 PM): with a cow on it?

christiwasall (12:56:45 PM): wait, now are you sure about that

Squirrelly Kari (12:56:48 PM): no cows...only dead grapes

Squirrelly Kari (12:56:52 PM): yeah im sure

christiwasall (12:56:58 PM): well, okay

Squirrelly Kari (12:56:59 PM): now..carrots and oranges are the same color

christiwasall (12:57:00 PM): if you say so

christiwasall (12:57:04 PM): mmhmm

Squirrelly Kari (12:57:11 PM): but oranges are round

Squirrelly Kari (12:57:16 PM): apples are round too

christiwasall (12:57:18 PM): ooh, okay. right.

Squirrelly Kari (12:57:21 PM): but...oranges are...orange

christiwasall (12:57:28 PM): wait

christiwasall (12:57:31 PM): i have a question

christiwasall (12:57:32 PM): now

christiwasall (12:57:38 PM): did oranges get named after the color orange?

christiwasall (12:57:45 PM): or did the color orange get named after oranges?

christiwasall (12:58:04 PM): or, does that not help me tell the difference between apples and oranges?

christiwasall (12:58:08 PM): and the guacamole?

christiwasall (12:58:14 PM): what color is that again?

christiwasall (12:58:20 PM): oh man, i dont wanna go to work...

christiwasall (12:58:24 PM): this is hard

Squirrelly Kari (12:58:40 PM): legend tells of a man who stumbled across a citrus fruit that resembled the color of his house...he chose to name it after that color

Squirrelly Kari (12:58:44 PM): orange

Squirrelly Kari (12:58:47 PM): guac is green

christiwasall (12:58:54 PM): hmm...okay

Squirrelly Kari (12:59:36 PM): you can call me if you have any questions

christiwasall (1:00:19 PM): i think i may have an emotional breakdown at work

Squirrelly Kari (1:00:24 PM): nope

Squirrelly Kari (1:00:27 PM): you call me

Squirrelly Kari (1:00:46 PM): OMG KARI...CHIPS ARE GREEN GUAC IS ALCHOHOL ORANGE IS APPLE!!!!!!

christiwasall (1:01:38 PM): WHAT DO I DO WITH THE COW?

christiwasall (1:01:43 PM): THE COW KARI THE COW@!?@?@?q3tgrv

Squirrelly Kari (1:01:44 PM): lol

Squirrelly Kari (1:01:49 PM): cut it up and put it in a taco

christiwasall (1:01:56 PM): mmm....

christiwasall (1:02:18 PM): so, when the children ask for milk, i hand them wine and cut them up and put them in the taco?

christiwasall (1:02:29 PM): that makes sense, i guess. yeah. okay.

Squirrelly Kari (1:02:29 PM): you got it

christiwasall (1:02:47 PM): this is so great. thanks for the help!

Squirrelly Kari (1:02:57 PM): you are welcome

christiwasall (1:03:29 PM): arite. im going to go to work right now. but im going to get coffee first.

christiwasall (1:03:30 PM): yes.

christiwasall (1:03:32 PM): yes i am.

christiwasall (1:03:32 PM): okay

christiwasall (1:03:34 PM): love you

christiwasall (1:03:36 PM): byebeyebyebyebeyebyrbeyrbegtabwigvfc vn

Squirrelly Kari (1:03:38 PM): love you too

Squirrelly Kari (1:03:40 PM): beybeybeybfyebybythwlqgrlrte

mr. lucy ketinka tucka

Eh Hem! Let's see if I remember how to do this...

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